You Lazy Bastard.

I know, I know. I haven’t posted anything in a while. I could blame my slack-assery on several things, like my current, ongoing battle with my local financial aid office regarding how the hell I’m going to pay for next semester, but the truth is that I’ve just been lazy. I promise you that new shit is currently in the works, but until I get a chance to polish my work I’m not about to release my insane ramblings into the cruel world of internet commenter’s. For now, I shall try and appease you with several photos that make me laugh. Enjoy!!!

I miss Myspace

I miss Myspace. As we all know, the days of Myspace are pretty much gone. This isn't necessarily a bad thing considering the last year of it's existence the only friend requests and comments most people where getting where from cam Whores and Shitty bands that no one would ever enjoy, unless their son is actually in the band.

What I miss about Myspace is the blog section. I used this feature, pretty frequently, to express my love of monkeys doing bad ass stuff and tell all the dick jokes running through my head on a daily basis. in order to convey my often warped opinions and off the wall toilet humor, I have decided that I need to begin writing a blog.

I hope everyone that reads my "drunken ramblings" can take something amusing from my off the wall stories. If not, you are probably the type of person that thinks Carlos Mencia is funny... so go fuck yourself.